[This Blank Sold Out and we are making 5 more – If you purchase it will not be one of the exact blanks from the photo but made with the same recipe and materials. Please allow for additional production and shipping time.]
Legendary Writing Material
You dropped it.
Your father said, “Throw it away.”
Your mother said, “Absolutely not.”
Every adult within twenty feet agreed that the matter was settled. But they had forgotten one crucial detail:
You were five.
Rotton Candy has captured that same raw, uncompromising determination and compressed it into a pen blank.
Perk: TODDLER DETERMINATION
Once you begin turning this material, you cannot stop until the pen is finished.
Bathroom breaks are permitted. They count against your score.
Perk: CRAYON LOGIC
While writing with a Rotton Candy pen, spelling errors have a 12% chance of becoming new words.
If used three times, the word becomes canon.
Side Effect: JUST ONE MORE
Upon completing a pen, 35% chance you immediately order another blank.
This effect stacks.
Your spouse can see the credit-card statement.
Rotton Candy is part of our Halloween series of bespoke pen blanks.
To see the turned blank check out our video on Instagram.
If this blank is sold out, you can order remakes here.
